Welcome back to JD’s Comedy Cafe! My & my wife went to such a funny movie and had a great time! So at about 5:00 I was getting very bored and wanted to do something with my life. Movies are the easiest way to feel like your going out on a date, when in fact you’re really just sitting in a different place watching TV.
So I got on my computer and started looking for recent movies that came out. Their was Nine Lives which we had seen, and some other action movies.
I’m a Comedy type of guy, so I want to go for comedy. I checked out sausage party where the commercial was so funny I was just excited to go buy my tickets. I checked on that site called Rotten Tomatoes. They gave it an %82 which is absolutely amazing considering Rotten Tomatoes has a past of making very harsh reviews.
We decided to go and wow was it a good idea because once we got their they were having problems with the ticket dispenser and had to give us two Sausage Parties to any seat that wasn’t taken. Their was not so much people in the theater because first off it’s a very quiet theater & second the movie came out last week so it’s as bad as I would of thought.
So for my food selection I got a small popcorn covered in this kind of oily butter they have over there in a little dispenser. This also came along with a Large COKE ICEE.
Ugh was it so good, we came 5 minutes early and I was already %75 done with my popcorn by the time the movie started. I loved the beginning very much because the setting is so perfect.
WARNING THIS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sausage party begins with a sausage that wants to go to the “great beyond” a place where no one knows what happens. The great beyond is referred to as being purchased by a “God” and sent out the door in their cart.
The movie is about them finding out how they’re just food for humans, although the main sausage does not do the best job of explaining it. After some times and little side stories they all end up believing him but it all goes south when his loved one “A hot dog bun” gets captured by a human. This is where it gets crazy because the food start to attack the humans in the craziest way possible. They begin by shooting the humans with toothpick dipped in bath salt. The bath salt apparently makes the “Gods” understand and see the humans. This was the best time for the food to start a war, lock the doors, and mess up every single human. Bad.
Overall I had a great time with my wife & I can’t wait to go to a movie again!