Saved by the Tow

Wow. Today was the most frustrating day I’ve had in a very long time.  So, as you all don’t know I work at an insurance company and you will learn that my day was saved by a tow truck.  Yes I know, I have a boring job considering how interesting of a person I am.  Anyway, I had an appointment with one of my newest clients at 8:00 this morning.  So I wake up in the morning, naturally.. With no help.  Now at first I thought it was a good thing but I took a glance at the alarm clock that was blinking a 12:00.  Someone either unplugged my clock or the electricity company is getting another hand written complaint from me.  So I go over to my phone & yeah to not my surprise It’s 9:47 I was late for my appointment and had so many missed calls I wanted to bury my head in the pillow.  But I’m a man. So I grew a pair and faced life.  I speak to my client and it turns out he’s okay with meeting at 10:30.  Read more “Saved by the Tow”

DogTown

 I woke up like any normal day and put on my suit to get ready for work.  My wife was in bed she looked so peaceful sleeping.  It made me so jealous because I did not get any sleep last night because my wife & I went crazy in bed.  So I’m sitting there in my suit and I guess I just gave up because  I stood up right there  and started to take off my suit and continued to do so and got in bed.  My wife, Lara, just looked at me and was sorta mad because she takes work very seriously.  Even though she doesn’t even have work today, or ever.  After only two seconds did she get happy that I was staying the day and we could do whatever.  We decided to go to the venice boardwalk which is what I will be mainly talking about today. Read more “DogTown”

Hangover

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How’s everyones week going so far? Mines been pretty good.  Yesterday I hit a Comedy Club called the iO West Theater.  I had never been there before last night so I knew going in that I was going to be writing the first JD’s Comedy Cafe Review.  I will be reviewing Comedy Clubs that I go to across Los Angeles.  First off I want to thank iO West Theater for having my horrible company last night.  So here it goes.  I went with my wife last night for no celebratory reason.  It was just to have some fun. Read more “Hangover”

Age of Time Rant

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What’s with kids and the whole hover-board thing!? Are you serious…

And I thought that skateboards were bad.  I mean seriously have we really become so lazy that you got to overboard your dog around the street I mean seriously. It’s absolutely ridiculous.  Well let’s finish this by saying no matter what! if you ride a Segway, then you’re a loser.  (:

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Dead Babies

      I’m gonna start off todays discussion at JD’s Comedy Cafe with a basic knock knock joke and then we will move along to more important stuff, like chicken jokes and stuff.  

Anyway here it goes

Knock Knock,

Yeah, yeah, who’s there 

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I hope I wasted an invaluable 30 seconds of your life and I want you to know that you will never get it back.  Sounds familiar right? it’s exactly what you said to her on your first time getting down.   Read more “Dead Babies”

Who’s JD?

Hello everyone, I am JD. Call me JD.  I’m 57 years old and I want to retire from my horrible boring job as soon as possible.  If you’d like to donate to the cause the minimum is $50,000.  I’m a lonely married man with very annoying grandchildren & one equally annoying son. I work at Aflac Insurance company in Los Angeles, California. I realize how hilarious I am considering I’m an insurance agent for a duck company. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy my lovely new Cafe dedicated to making you laugh one coffee at a time.

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Hey everyone, I want to thank you for stopping by our new website, JD’s Comedy Cafe.  We are still working on things here but we are very excited to have you.  This is going to be more fun than a root canal..yeah, we want to keep your expectations low so we don’t disappoint.  Please visit often as we will be updating and adding some really fun articles.  Thanks again and welcome to JD’s Comedy Cafe.